Hello! First all, I’d like to extend a big fucking THANK YOU to all the great folk who came out to see me at Stand Up Live! In Phoenix, AZ! I had a blast, and I hope you did too.
In this fucking one, I run my mouth off about how great it is to sing: “Under My Thumb” by The Stones when your girl is going off on Women’s Rights.
I get made a fuck out of by some uppity pile of dog shit I tried to help in a parking lot.
Headlights staying on an extra eight seconds is the most useless feature in a car fucking ever.
I finally finished the very good, but way to fucking gimmicky House Of Leaves.
And I just started reading a great book on the motherfucking DREAM TEAM!!! The ORIGIONAL one, not these new ones that lose to Argentina every fucking chance they get.
Thanks for listening, and talk soon!
-Jerry (who the fuck else would it be?? It’s my fucking website. Of course it should be me signing off)
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