Well hello there! In this Ramble, I run my fucking mouth off about Ice Cube (how in particular his lyric “Don’t say nothin’ just listen, got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison” may the be best rap lyric of them all), how much I’m enjoying playing Far Cry 3, (but hating to have to ask for help with a video game on internet message boards because only insecure twats seem to respond), banging hot chicks in video games (I’m sadly enjoying it too much), how great the movie Moon was (part of an upcoming series where I tell people to watch a movie they already saw 3 fucking years ago), and of course Alice in Chains.
Thanks for listening, and I love you all. Talk soon!
The Lost Boys, Silver Linings Playbook, Piano Bars, Disney Movies, All New X-Men, Fables,
Indian Casino’s, Dallas Cowboys, Sports Are Meaningless, Swingers
Greg Kihn, Weird Al, Alex Trebek Hates Women, Prometheus & Banging a Hot Cousin
The Dallas Cowboys, Jose Alfredo Jimenez, Les Miserables, Crying at Movies, Musicals and the Triangle Offense, The Raid: Redemption, Quarterflash
Punting a neighbor. Defending Legend Of Zelda Wind Waker. Unintentional funny parts of movies.
The first girl I wanted to have sex with. The Dallas Cowboys. That weird neighborhood kid. Stupid shit you believe as a kid.
Proud to be part of the Dorksplosion family. Henceforth (Look at me!!! I know a big fucking word!!!!!) all new rambles will be numbered from when the change began. Thank you. Love you.