Happy Halloween everyone!!! This one starts off with some random blurbs from Mr. T’s: Be Somebody, Or Be Somebody’s Fool. After that, it’s right into Monster Mash, followed by a mini rant against know it all who have to pipe up and ruin most holiday gatherings by saying shit no one gives a fuck about. Today’s ask Jerry deals with a racist child, who pipes up with his sick shit in computer class of all fucking places! That obviously earns the Bitchmade trophy. Since it’s Halloween, no time is wasted jumping into ghost stories, followed by the Top 10 Horror films. The Goosebump Moment goes to a line from the all-time classic The Night Of The Hunter. Enjoy it!!
Well Well Well. Here we go again. This one kicks off with some Johnny Lee Lookin’ For Love. After that, it moves over to sick talk, then home remedies, then to how dumb you look doing them. There is also some deep deep mourning over the loss of Lou Reed, which somehow morphs into defending Phil Collins. Ender’s Game. Any interest in seeing it? What if it was sold to you by a giant douche who gave himself a nickname, which goes right into the Bitchmade Moment. The fucking Cowboys (is there anything else that needs saying on that), and cheating in baseball make a nice appearance. Then, a fantasy of being brought up at a comedy show to depressing music drops in. Arkham Origins is pretty badass (it’s early, but fuck it, it’s fun if they throw Killer Croc right at you), and get ready for the Top 10 Bob Seger songs. The Goosebump Moment is awarded to a great quote the Great Willie Nelson told the Great Kinky Friedman. Enjoy!!
Hey yo! This one kicks off with a special set of instructions for an upcoming rally. Then it’s time to butcher Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind, And Fire. Another segment of Ask Jerry is here, this one dealing with cosplay. Then it’s over to fucked up back talk, and Chiropractor talk, which moves over to Amway talk. The Bitchmade Moment goes to a dude who was bragging about how much money he makes all while standing in front of a homeless guy. The Top 10 Disco songs are ranked, and the Goosebump Moment goes to the brilliance that it The Talented Mr. Ripley. Thanks for listening. I love you all, and see you soon!
Hey Yo! This was a fun one! It’s starts with a transmission from 99.99fm WRMB “The Ramble” and their morning show: Frances and The Roach in The Mornings. After that, it’s time for a butchering of Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp. The Cowboys win! The Cowboys win! They take the division!! Some things to be hopeful in an ugly win, but fuck it, take the win. The first installment of a new segment called “Ask Jerry” is here. How shitty must it be to work on Television. Just when ratings get shitty, it’s like they are forced to write these Hail Mary storylines. The Top Ten movies about robots are ranked, and the Goosebump Moment goes to a line from the obvious number one, Blade Runner. Please be sure to subscribe, rate 5 stars, and leave a positive text review.
We made it to 60!! For whatever the fuck that means, thank you! This one starts off with a little love to Slade, and Quiet Riot with some Cum On Feel The Noize. Baby baby baaayyybeeee!!! Then it goes into some lovely shout outs, followed by tales of trying to rescue a kitten. The Bitchmade Moment goes to people who exaggerate stories. Democrats, Republicans, and stupid fucking bumper stickers get plenty of shine in this one too. It’s still odd to see a bumper sticker with a cutesy phrase that’s pro Democrat. That used to be heavy Republican territory. The Top 10 list is lines in Schwarzenegger Movies, and the Goosebump Moment goes to The Pixies, Monkey Gone To Heaven. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks again for listening, spread the word, and remember, I love you all.
Well hello there! All you lovely folk were missed. This one starts with a version of Hall and Oates: Out of Touch, that will make your fucking skin crawl. Irrational Anger, and taking shits in public are all major players in this one too. The Cowboys got a much needed win, so that was a plus. Are mediums bullshit? Are like the Improv troupes of the spiritual world? Like they have heard all the fucking suggestions, so nothing will take them off guard kinda thing. Reasons why you all need to love the bands Mclusky and Future of the Left. The Bitchmade Moment goes to the unhappy douches who love to say happy people are pussy whipped. The Goosebump moment goes to a balls deep amazing moment in the classic comic Lone Wolf And Cub, and the top 10 moments in The Walking Dead COMIC BOOK, not TV show are ranked. I love you all! I hope you enjoy it!!
Well howdy there! This was a fun one. It starts with an absolute butchery of Pump It Up by Elvis Costello. Then, it’s right into lovely shout outs. followed by Shark talk. They say sharks don’t like how we taste, but really, the only way they know how we taste is to fucking eat us, so fuck that. Shark talk is followed by Religion talk, and really who the fuck wouldn’t want to hear that? In fact, why the fuck are you reading this? Just listen to the fucking thing already!! The Bitchmade Moment goes to people not being who they are, the Top 10 is Comic Books that need a movie or TV Show, the Goosebump Moment goes to an amazing fucking moment in Infinity #4 when Thor completely fucks a dude up in the most bad ass way possible. All that mixed with my anxiety over April wanting to dye her hair purple. Be sure to subscribe, rate 5 stars, and leave a positive text review. I love you all.
Oye! In this one, I serenade with the Kinks Sunny Afternoon which leads right into talk on how just great the Kinks were. April saw the Rocketeer for the first time, and holy shit what a great fucking movie that was. I almost forgot how much fun it was. I talk about how fucking awful giant bees are. I also get into the tragedy of The Dallas Cowboys, and Tony Romo. Should fighting be allowed in Hockey? The BitchMade moment is handed out to people who can’s shut the fuck up about sports traditions. I finally finished Dr. Sleep, and it was fucking awesome. Disney talk is heavy in this one, and why the fuck do people complain about them “lightening up” classic horrific fairy tales. The top 10 Disney Villains are ranked, and the Goosebump Moment goes to Under The Sea. Thanks fro listening. I love you all.
This is a fun one. I start off with a breathtaking rendition of Almost Paradise that is sure to melt hearts (not really, not at all), followed by some lovely shout outs. I talk Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ep. 2, and speculate on the Government Shutdown. I remind everyone to by The Disaster Artist, talk about a great night at a movie theater where the book was premiered and tell you lovely folk to please support bookstores. I then go on and on about the brilliance that is the comic Fables. I got a Vertigo comics app (so i kinda fucked my own support bookstores statement in the ass), so I am all caught up, and may be the most consistent book out there. I get so wrapped up in it, that I rank my top 10 Fables characters, and give the Goosebump Moment to the fight in Fables between Frau and Baba Yaga. Thanks for listening. I love you all.